I'm cold not cool part II

Yesterday I talked about how I think you become 'cool'. Some people are 'uncool' and some people are in between, usually those in between get promoted or get demoted at some point. The segregation is clearer at sec 4. Most of these stuff can be undone or fixed, but what for? To join their stupid mutt/paikia gang and forget who you are? Who your real friends are? Here's a list of stuff that will gurantee you get suaned almost all the time. But I'll add my own thoughts.

1. Your fat. Sorry, but humans strive for perfection of their looks. Bad jokes will inevitably spawn about you too. People use you as a metaphor for big. The class stomps the floor and acts like there's an earthquake around you. They think your lazy, they think you don't bother to exercise. Maybe, maybe not. Its OKTO to be fat. Some people are born like that, too bad. Just don't turn out to be like Dudley Dursley. E.g. Adeeb

2. You make bad jokes. You don't joke about people, your jokes require thinking, you make some 'childish' jokes. Anyone of them. The sad part is people laugh about anything jerks say after they get to know him. Even if its funny, if your supposed to make bad jokes, they'll just suan you or ask you to shut up. E.g. Me

3. You know too much about 'uncool' stuff. If you know too much about PHOTOSYNTHESIS, your a mugging fucktard. If you actually read up on RUNESCAPE, you could possibly be the lamest guy ever. No one should hang out with you. Whatever you play don't matter. E.g. Me

4. You have 'uncool' stuff. Your cheap, you don't buy mutt bags from 77th street. You get them for free when they give 'em away. You don't buy from Coverse or Adidas, you go instead to Bata for your shoes. You don't like skulls and Zippo lighters, you conform with school standards and ACTUALLY TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT. =O E.g. Me

5. You don't socialize. You don't have facebook. You go home and mug instead of going out with your friends. You don't even know any girls.

6. Your just different! Whether your kind of gay, play Runescape instead of left 4 dead, you buy cheap earphones from popular instead of challenger.

Never forget who you are. Never give in to society. Never stop having your own fun.
I'm out of time and things to say, so I'll just leave it at here.
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